Your dear Alien needs help my friends. I slipped in early and allowed myself access to Big Dope's laptop. I came across a report on something called a "free the nipples movement." Seems it was started by some of the female of your species. I don't understand. I am told that both species have them and don't understand the issues of incarceration. I need help that will point the way on this.
Actually, I'm confused on a number of points. Please help by exposing me to the truth. My interest will not sag,