Have I mentioned before that C.W. can shift into any shape he wants, even famous people—dead or alive? I found that out when Ozzie Nelson showed up at my door one evening. You remember Ozzie and Harriet, the ideal couple of the 1950s. Well there was Ozzie, all smiles.
He was making up words again so I just listened.
“What did his son say?”
“He said the church wouldn’t approve of the use of sheaths and then the father said, ‘Piss on the church.’”