My wife won't let me post the following work on social media. I worked all morning on it but she says no. She claims that Gomer Pyle left a lasting positive image on the public and that image should be preserved. I say that Gomer, along with all mortals, is not above levity. And I don't care who you are, this is funny. What is your advice?
|Besides, I fail to see the resemblance. - C.W.|
I think you should say ten "Hail Gomers" and choose another hobby. Also, you should be thankful for having such an insightful censor as ... well ... as your wife.
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