Today I find myself confused over your criminal justice
system again. On Falloonia, in those rare instances in which we must
incarcerate non-conforming units, it is usually for some awful lapse that threatens
stability of the species such goobukasezet.
(Editor’s note: a Falloonian phrase not quite
translatable but being a combination of a failure to use the logic module and a
waste of public expenditures).
Anyway, I am sorely confused about your incarceration of
people for what I call G and G, that is to say: giggling and gorging.
Yes, I am talking about the affinity of some of your species
to smoke a plant called cannabis sativa,
pot, grass, cần sa, etc.
Its greatest effect seems to be that it causes continuous
giggling and a wild propensity to eat any food in sight.
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| Now I ask you, isn't this the kind of person who might benefit from a few puffs? - C.W. |
The Falloonian Elders have directed me to ask: wouldn’t it
be a more rational approach simply to provide the plant free to dour, underweight
units?
Your Pal,
C.W.
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