I keep getting fired from my jobs working in political
campaigns. I don’t know why. I’m just a poor Alien trying to make a living. Big
Dope just says, “Stuff happens.”
But I do try to keep up. From my readings, I sense that the
2016 campaign has started in sincere and intense conviction. (Editor’s note: He means “in earnest.”)It looks like a repeat
of some of the same themes from previous campaigns, as Big Dope calls them:
God-Guns-Gays
Benghazi-Benghazi-Benghazi
Iran-Iraq-Invade
Birth-Bubba-Bitch
Taxes-Terrorists-Teachers
If I were advising one of the parties, I would suggest
focusing on what my research and study suggests are some genuine issues facing
your country, or at least many of the communities. I would list
Drugs-Disinvestment-Despair
And by drugs, I’m not talking about what you call your “war.”
Hard as I try, I fail to explain to the Falloonian Elders the concept of a war
on a word. No, I’m talking about the fact that so many of your species exhibit
what we all ewnnoheetudat, or what
you call “addiction.” The Elders cannot comprehend why you spend your resources
on making war on the transporters of addictive agents instead of medically
treating the condition as they do on other planets in our galaxy. You do this in a limited fashion with those
addicted to gambling instead of drugs.
Anyway, I would love to report to the Falloonian Elders that
at least one of your political parties seems willing to address genuine issues.
Oh wait. Big Dope just walked by and read this. Never mind.
Now he’ll probably want to steal it and post it somewhere.
Yesterday's Sunday post follows.
See also: www.wattensawpress.com
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