Well, my GUT tells me that the best translation for Earthlings is "Ain't that a hoot?"
I have no idea what he will talk about. I'm not sure he does. He's been muttering phrases like "happy as a dead hog in the sunshine." My GUT can't quite decipher that. He also talks about "Jack Daniels sipping whiskey." I have some familiarity with that phrase. He had me shape in as The Galilean, and help him. I think I straightened him out a bit on the commandment to "love one another."
Anyway, he left this little entry. I'm not sure he ever posted it Maybe it will be his theme this morning. He wrote
Last night I dreamed I was drinking wine with Matthew, Mark,
and Luke at a little pub called “The Chi of Galilee.” Matt and Luke were
ribbing Mark about finding this neat search engine called “Quizzer.”
Matt: Too bad you didn’t know about it before you published
your stuff.
Luke: We tried to get you to wait for us, but … noooo!
Mark: (Sullenly) I did okay.
Luke: (Mockingly) “I did okay.” (Sips his wine)
Mark: Just because I wouldn’t tell you where the white colt
came from.
Matt: Want to know the real funny thing?
Mark: What?
Matt: I was talking to Him, and want to hear something
really interesting?
Luke: Blessed are the rumormongers.
Matt: As soon as we are all finished, He is taking back the
computers.
Mark: Get out of Capernaum. Non vadis.
Matt: Vadis. I
heard it with mine own ears.
Luke: Taking away computers?
Matt: Yep. Says they ain’t coming back for 2,000 years or
so.
Mark: Bummer.
Mark: Don’t tell John about this Quizzer site.
Luke: No way. He always thinks he is the favorite. Let him
figure it all out by himself.
Matt: Suits me. By the way …
Luke: Yes?
Matt: Speaking or His favorites. Did you read the neat stuff
about Mimi?
That’s when I woke up. And you know … I’m sorry I did.
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