10 .Wish that I could become as good a salesperson as the one who convinced young girls that putting a jewel stud through their nose is sexy.
9. Wish that I could exact a toll on the use of the word “awesome.”
8. Wish I had a cute cat.
7. Wish I could afford all the things TV says I must have on a minimum wage salary.
|And I wish I understood the obsession|
American's have with vampires, car chases,
and Britain's Royal Deadbeats. - C.W.
6. Wish pot worked on Falloonians.
5. Wish I could play the banjo but didn’t so I could contribute to western civilization.
4. Wish I could design a tattoo than would make a 300 pound, pot-bellied moron into a hunk.
3. Wish Big Dope would let me wear my saggy trousers in public.
2. Wish “all you can eat” buffets didn’t make you fat.
1. Wish I could buy Ted Cruz a Whoopee Cushion.
Wish my friends would visit www.wattensawpress.com