10 .Wish that I could become as good a salesperson as the
one who convinced young girls that putting a jewel stud through their nose is sexy.
7. Wish I could afford all the things TV says I must have on a minimum wage salary.
And I wish I understood the obsession American's have with vampires, car chases, and Britain's Royal Deadbeats. - C.W. |
6. Wish pot worked on Falloonians.
5. Wish I could play the banjo but didn’t so I could
contribute to western civilization.
4. Wish I could design a tattoo than would make a 300 pound,
pot-bellied moron into a hunk.
3. Wish Big Dope would let me wear my saggy trousers in
public.
2. Wish “all you can eat” buffets didn’t make you fat.
Of course:
Wish my friends would visit www.wattensawpress.com
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