On this day, he was ecstatic. “Just read,” he said as he watched his bobber intensely, “that a state in your country is doing something extremely wise.”
“Oh really,” I said. “Which one?”
“The one just south of here. The one where they like to party so much and make hot sauce. Loo, Loozi …”
“That’s the one.”
I said, “They did something wise?”
“Yes. Real sensible, in my rough calculation of the value, number, quantity, or extent of something.”
“Just what, in your estimation, did they do that was so wise?”
“They voted on a law to prohibit crimes against nature.”
“Oh yes,” I said. “Seems I read something about that.”
“That’s one of the first sensible things I’ve seen in a long time.” He raised his line, checked the bait, and swung it to a new location.
I was intrigued. “Why do you say that?
He looked at me as if I had just asked him if the sun came up that morning. “Your species spends so much time enacting laws protecting things like the wealthy, fertilized eggs, and mythology cults, don’t you think it is time nature deserved some protection?”
He interrupted. “Just think,” he said. “No more clear cutting of forests, removal of mountaintops, polluting of rivers, exhaustion of sea life, … it could be the start of what you call ‘governing by the rational model.’”
“No more extinction of other species.”
“C.W.,” I said forcefully.
“Burning of fossil fuels …” He stopped. “What?”
“That’s not what they meant.”
“What who meant?”
“The legislators in Louisiana.”
“What they meant by what?”
“Crimes against nature.”
He looked at me in disbelief. “Of course it is.”
“No. Afraid not.”
I told him. At least I began to tell him before he broke in. “You mean like they do in those …, I mean like I’ve heard they do on those internet videos?”
“Yes. Afraid so.
|Your methods of governing are best considered|
during moments of peace and solitude. - C.W.
I now know what is meant by the description “stunned disbelief.”
“That’s insane,” he said. “completely contrary to nature, reason, or common sense.”
“I think you mean ‘preposterous,’” I said, “and I suspect the folks in Louisiana would be quite proud to hear you say it.”
He looked me in the eyes. “How on earth,” he said, “would you enforce such law?”
“That, my friend, is something you will have to talk to them about,” I said.
“I’d rather talk to a mountain goat,” he said as his bobber began to bounce.
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