Dear Friends and Followers:
Big Dope took me to shopping with him yesterday and I came
back more confused about your species than ever, to wit:
1. Every Falloonian teenager knows that bleach is one of
those unique substances that cannot be altered. The compound is either bleach
or it isn’t bleach. Any attempt at altering it results in a compound that is no
longer bleach. So why, I ask, are there multiple brands with a great range of
prices?
2. I have read where the standards for importing or
producing vodka in the United States are simple and straightforward. It must be
colorless, odorless, and tasteless. Someone please explain to me why there are
so many offerings and why some are so much more expensive than others.
3. Isn’t a person with access to a public and regulated
water system who buys bottled water a bit like a person with a sexy and willing
spouse who goes to a brothel?
Your Friend C.W.
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