“Hey, Big Dope,” he said, with his usual respect. “Make yourself comfortable. I’ll be just a moment.”
This was gracious of him as it was my apartment. I ignored it and sat down to watch him work.
His appearance was reminiscent of a Hollywood director of the golden era, complete with beret and knee britches. He sat at one end of a folding table and watched a DVD player. He had evidently been reviewing films. As he concentrated on the monitor, I scanned the titles. They were from a single genre, monster films of the 1950s. Scattered in piles were familiar titles, including, Godzilla, Them!, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, The Incredible Shrinking Man, the Beast from 20,000 fathoms, Wasp Woman, It came from Beneath the Sea, and others.
I declined to grant him the pleasure of an inquiry.
After a few moments, he glanced up from reviewing one of my personal favorites, Tarantula.
Want to know what I’m doing?
I’m all aquiver,” I said, striving to act disinterested.
“Providing a service for your species.”
“Yes, as in doing something nice for humankind.” He paused and reflected. “After all, most of your people believe, as Sam Harris pointed out, that I made the journey to your planet just to molest ranchers and their cattle.”
“I see,” I said, although I didn’t.
“Take all these films,” he said. “What are the common threads?”
“Uh,” I said, suspecting a trick question. “Scary?”
“Well first,” he said. “They represent physical characteristics that defy any scientific fact.”
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“I figured as much,” I said.
“Second, they all seem to emerge from a hidden fear of nuclear, or other scientific experiments gone bad.”
“Yes,” I said. “Remember that they appeared shortly after a world war in which 40 million people were killed.”
”So we have monsters appearing that had been hidden for eons and then released by some new catalyst.” He paused. “Am I getting too technical for you?”
“I’m with you so far,” I said. “But where is this going?”
“Ah,” he said. “Fast forward to present time in your country.”
“Present time?” I said.
“Yes. Your country in particular seems to be confronting social monsters that most believed long dead.”
“Yes, just consider the attacks on the rights of women, denial of science, not wanting to care for the sick and elderly, anti-veteran sentiment, and the spewing forth of racial hatred generated by the election of a president of color in the most powerful nation on earth.”
I was stunned.
“Weren’t these monsters slain decades ago?”
“We thought so.”
”So what is the current catalyst? Can’t be atomic bombs this time.”
“I don’t know.”
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“Yes,” he said. “I have the answer.”
I bit. “And?”
“Yes, the decision to begin paying for a free substance had to be a mental catastrophe of near Biblical proportions.”
That’s all folks.