Have A Good Week

 He walked through this morning while I was half asleep. I think he intended to be a newscaster but I wasn't sure.

"What kind of week do you plan for this week," he said. "Inquiring minds want to know."

I tried to ignore him.

"Shall I report, 'No comment?'"

"What the godalmighty hell are you talking about?"

"Well," he said, "Week before last you were saying that they may have hit bottom."

"And?"

"Last week you said you didn't think there was a bottom."

"Coffee," I said.