“Say, you look vaguely familiar. Who are you supposed to
resemble?”
“Shut up loser. Go hide your ****ing face. You paranoic piece
of ****.”
“What?”
“I’m writing slogans for Blessed Leader. How about this one?
‘So far it’s been the feel-good hit of the year.’”
“Say again?”
“Here’s one: ‘The greatest First Lady in history …you ain’t seen nothing yet.’ Get it?”
“C.W., you have acted strange before, but this is over the
top. Wait, … I remember, you’re that new guy Scareamemucho, or whatever his
name is.”
“This one’s for the Franklin Graham crowd: ‘Blessed Leader
save us all, kick the losers in their … .'”
“Stop it. My wife may hear you.”
“He likes this one, Blessed Leader does. ‘What do Jeff
Sessions and a hand job have in common? Answer …each is better than nothing.’”
“I’m not telling you again.”
“I’m recommending that one for when he speaks to the Girl
Scouts.”
“I’m recommending you for deportation.”
“That reminds me. Check this one out. ‘Blessed Leader: The Energizer Bunny
of immigrant ass-kicking.'"
“I’m contacting the Falloonian Elders.”
“Hey, that reminds me. ‘Worried about growing poor when you’re
old? Don’t be. Stick with us and you’ll never get there.’ Isn’t that catchy?”
“You are one sick puppy.”
“Oh, let me think for a second. Oh yeah. ‘What do you get
when you cross a sick puppy with a senator from Maine?’”
“A whiny bitch. Get it?”
“Have you gone mad?”
“No. America’s fallen and she can’t get up.”
“Please stop.”
“Hey, there’s Hillary. Do you have any gray poop-on?”
“Goodbye.”
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| Blessed Leader's family likes this one. - C.W. |
“No wait. ‘Hate for our enemies. Don’t leave home without it.’”
“I’m not listening to you. I’m gone.”
“Hey, here’s one that broad in Germany sent me: ‘America.
What happens there, stays there.’”
I could hear him yelling after me.
“Tastes great, less fulfilling.”
“Be all we want you to be.”
“Fair and unbalanced."
“Have it our way.”
“Just undo it.”
“Is anybody listening to me?”
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