I considered it. “It might sound less intimidating as a hobby.”
“No, wait, I already listed ‘making crop circles’ as a preferred passing of durations.”
While he pondered the most appropriate pastime, I fixed us a couple of Mexican Martinis. I love the way they affect him and he tends to forget until it is too late.
C.W. was spending Saturday evening filling out a questionnaire for an on-line dating service. It’s one of his favorite, well … ‘pass durations’ if you will. So far, his respondents were all English Majors except for the owner of a Christian bookstore in Seattle who was passing himself off as the widow of a Nobel Prize – winning physicist. (Readers will have to wait until the statute of limitations has run out on that one.}
Anyway, he was trying to broaden his constituency, so to speak. You should have seen him. He resembled a model in a men’s magazine, without that constipated look they tend to assume.
I handed him his drink and he sipped. “Marvelous,” he said.
“Just wait,” I thought. “Enjoy it,” I said.
“Cute puppies, Céline Dion music, and long walks in the spring rain,” he said as he wrote.
“That is so awful.”
“What?”
“Why don’t you put the truth down?” I said.
“Such as?”
“Analyzing String Theory literature, making homemade pasta, and buzzing around town on your Vespa.”
“I did that once.”
“And?”
“Don’t you remember driving her back to the bus terminal?”
“Oh, yes,” I said, shuddering. “But seriously, how can you expect a meaningful relationship to develop from such an orchestrated scenario?”
“As opposed to what?” he said.
“Chance encounters,” I said. “So spontaneous and romantic. Don’t you pay attention to any of the movies we watch? Consider the happy little accidents of life.”
He thought for a moment. “Such as yours?”
It was my turn to think. “Exactly,” I said.
“So you happened to meet your wife on the parking lot of your apartment complex.”
“That’s correct,” I said.
“Nearly 40 years ago?”
“Seems like the blink of an eye,” I said.
“Purely by accident?” he said.
“Purely.” I saw him cock an eye. “What are you getting at?” I said.
“She just happened to walk by?” he said.
“Just happened to,” I said. “I was working on my car.”
“And it was parked by the door of her apartment?”
I thought back. “No, I had parked it in a far corner, out of the way.”
“And she just walked by dressed in jeans and a sweater.”
“No, she was dressed for a date,” I said. “Really dolled up.”
“And just happened to walk by.”
“Just happened to,” I said, with less confidence.
I can't understand why I don't get better matches on E-Harmony with this great photo - C.W. |
Realization struck me like summer lightening, and my mouth dropped. “Why that little …”
“Hold on, pal,” he said, finishing his drink. “That’s your life-partner you’re talking about and she’s in the next room.” Then he banged his glass on the table.
“Put some music on, Big Dope. I’m ready to do the Merengue.”
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